Well it looks like people are so scared of the Red Devils(Captain Theran especially) that the only way to stop the team is to put a pitiful bounty up. In fact the Coach is not even sure if his star player should even get on the field for such a measely sum on his broad shoulders. But alas Theran does do a good job of putting down touchdowns as easily as he puts down pifling opposition players. So he will be on the field flatening any opposition who gets in his way, helping get his team mates to overwhelming wins and generally running rings around any puncy team who has got the balls to challenge them.
- Ken
Oct. 31st, 2008 - old news
Red Devils get whipped
Well, the Red Devils went into enemy teritory to give the Griffon's a lesson in football (even in a weakened team state).
Suffice it to say,the coach was ashamed at how the match played out, and the huge crowd did not get there money's worth. The Devils could not even injure a skinny elf, let alone a bug. Therefore the coach has ordered a whipping for all players, including the 3 who missed this game for so called injuries, to bring back some well needed bloodlust to there next outing.
It has also been rumoured that any member of this team who does not perform 150% in the next match will be sacrificed. How this is meant, we are not sure?
